n7cdrsheppard (n7cdrsheppard) wrote in physics_flyboys,
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stargate atlantis action figure adventure #1 part 2

 STARGATE ATLANTIS:
FOR THE LOVE OF A ZPM
PART 2
.PART 2.....CONTINUED:
MCKAY IS TRAPPED IN A SWAMP.......


 

RM:  “Sheppard! (Gasp!*) Over here! (Cough*) IN THE WATER!

I am trying to climb out BUT…”

JS:  Hold ON MCKAY! I am almost there!”

RM:  “Man down! They are all over MEEE!!! Alien BUGS! HELP! “

JS:  “I’M ALMOST there! Did he say bugs? Great. My favorite. Ok, this is not going well….” "Rats! He really is in trouble; he never is without his data pad. Hold ON RODNEY!” 

 

   JS:  “OH GOD! RODNEY! HOLD STILL BUDDY!”

  

RM:  “GET “EM OFF ME! THEY ARE SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME!!!! GET THEM OFF SHEPPARD!!!”

JS:  “Quit flailing Rodney! HOLD STILL! I’m gonna pick ‘em off with my pistol. Hold STILL!”

RM:  ARE YOU NUTS!! THE HELL YOU ARE! Can this day get any WORSE? Think of something ELSE, WILLIAM TELL!”

 

JS:  “It’s the only way RODNEY! Your data pad indicates they are toxic to the touch and they are clamped down tight! This is the only way! Trust me! I’m good at this sort of thing…shooting alien bugs and things ....better than Ford anyway…HOLD STILL! You won’t feel a thing.”

RM:  “Great! Famous last words for a DEAD MAN! I’m HATING YOU NOW! (BANG!) (BANG!) REALLY HATING YOU! (BANG!)

JS:  “Stay still! They are coming off. (BANG!) (BANG!) OOPS! ….

Dam it Rodney! I said stay STILL! You’re bleeding…”

RM:  “BLEEDING! You tried to kill me! I’m disfigured! My vision, things are fading...spinning…dead man….”

(Gasp*)

JS:  “Calm down McKay! It’s just a scrape. Your fine! Let me help you up...”

RM:  “FINE?! I almost died! NO amount of hazard pay covers this! I could get an infection now! Some alien virus! OH NO…”

JS: McKay! Snap out of it! You are fine, really. Calm down buddy. Up ya go, and look, no alien life sucking bugs on you!  Here’s your data pad…”

RM:  “Give me that! I can’t believe you shot ME! Wouldn’t be the first time!”

JS:  “Are we done yet? Can we move on…? By the way, what happened? How did you end up in the water? 

RM:  “I don’t want to talk about it!”

JS:  “Something to do with the stinky cheese, huh? Band-Aid?”

RM:  “SHUT UP! Are we here to humiliate me or to find a god forsaken ZED PM?”

JS:  “Well….” (smirk*)

RM: “ This way!”

JS:  “OK, I’ll FOLLOW you this time…”

RM:  “Whatever!”

 

 RM:  “Sheppard, were close! There is some sort of temple ahead. Got any life signs near by?”

JS:  “Nothing yet…”

RM:  “THANK YOU GOD!”

RM:  “Sometimes you just don’t want to know what influences a civilization….hmm, up here Sheppard!”

 

RM:  “Follow me!”

JS: “Are you sure about this Rodney? “

RM:  “Yeah, it’s right up here!”

JS:  “What is this place?”

RM:  “I don’t know, but look! A ZED PM! “


RM:  “Hey! It is good. Not depleted or damaged! Were in business!”

JS:  “Do you think this was some kind of ancienty hot tub or spa? Maybe a tiki bar… Do you think the ancients partied? We could fix this place up ya know… “

RM:  “That’s just like you Sheppard! Sorry but it’s not Kirking time. Let’s go, I’ve got it! Besides… we would need some hot alien chicks…and we all know that will work out only for you!”

JS:  “Yeah, I think you’re out of luck. Let’s go!”

RH:  “Hey!”

JS:  “We can get to the gate this way…”

 

RM:  “Fine, but can we hurry, I’m hungry and I don’t want to forage for lunch here.”

JS:  “Yeah, I hear there is a great sushi place down by the water...” (Smirk*)

RM:  “Shut up! Crack Shot Sheppard!”

JS:  “shhhh...Did you hear that?”

RM:  “Oh, No your not! You are not going to leave me here SHEPPARD!” 

JS:  “Quiet! I’m serious! McKay, take cover and WAIT HERE! Something is out there and it’s big! Be right back!”

 RM:  “Noooooooo! I’m a dead man…a dead man with a head wound and wet underwear! Kill me now!"

JS:  “I know you’re out here…big whatever you are…and your way too close…Arrrgh! WAY TO GO JOHN!”

RM:  “Sheppard! Sheppard! What happened?!”

JS:  “CRAP CRAP CRAP!”

RM:  “What? Oh no! It’s back! Get away! I have no cheese! Get back! Sheppard! Help me!”

JS: “I’m kindah…arrrhh...busy...right about now! Here kitty...eeeverr taste aah P90?”

 “BITE this!”

RM:  “Sheppard, Help! I’m cornered! Quit messing around and come back!”

 

JS:  “Deal with it McKay! I’m Busy! OW! NOT the CROTCH!”

RM:  “I’m under attack! OWCH you little bastard! That’s MY

 Band-Aid! Sheppard!”

JS:  “I’ve got MY OWN PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW McKay!! Ok, so you like the P90, how about a 9 mil?”(BANG!!) 



JS:  “Awwh! Yuck! Sorry big guy, you just wouldn’t take no for an answer…”

 

 

JS:  “O.K. memo to self…that was not fun. Next time, I bring a Jumper and Ronon. Time to get the hell out of here. McKay? Come in!” 


JS:  “McKay! Oh that’s just great! Here we go again…McKay! Where are you!? I knew I should have brought some one else… Tela….Hell, even Zelenka.”

RM:  “Up Here…. (sniff*)”

JS: “What? You ok? Here is your stuff…ZPM, etc...”

RM:  “Is it gone?”

JS:  “What? A big blue lion sized creature with teeth and claws that ripped through my machine gun in one bite?

RM:  “AH, UM…no, is that what...”

JS:  “Yeah, and you?”

RM:  “Never mind, can we go now?”

JS:  “Good plan! Hungry?”

RM: Wha…Yeah. Can I have your powerbar now?”

JS: No, but I hear the mess hall is serving fish tonight…:

RH: Go to hell! Oh wait! I am already there!”

JS: “ Come on buddy, wouldn’t want you to miss supper.” (smirk*)

RM: Feel’in the love Sheppard. Feel’in the love…”(evil glare***)


 

fini

 

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